June 18th, 2013 at 6:01PM

tales-told-by-dead-me:

this card is me

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June 18th, 2013 at 6:01PM

Reblog if you’re older than ten and want to go to Disney Land

thetuffestnut:

My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?

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June 18th, 2013 at 6:01PM

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June 18th, 2013 at 6:00PM

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June 18th, 2013 at 6:00PM

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June 18th, 2013 at 5:59PM

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dannyworsnops-buttblog:

assemblebutt

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June 18th, 2013 at 5:58PM

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June 18th, 2013 at 5:58PM

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June 18th, 2013 at 5:57PM

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angrybagel:

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

what the hell is wrong with this website

We like pizza and not babies.

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June 18th, 2013 at 5:56PM

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